Mermaid Hair

Yesterday,  I went on a trip to Bleach to get my hair dyed for this christmas holiday, just to make revision a little less excruciating and Christmas double the fun. Now, I am THE ice queen.

When I say ice queen, it's probs more like the White Witch from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Not like 'white-woman-dreads-Tilda-Swinton' style. 

More of the low budget BBC version. No hatin' though, that was the best back in the day........... yesterday...

There is nothing really much for me to update you on, as this holiday is devoted to revision, but of course I am going to have mad fun on Christmas, and I will post all my presents. This year I know quite a few of the gifts as I ordered them, so here are a few things I will be expecting, along with the surprise presents. ERMAHGERD I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!1!!!!

As you can see from these presents, imma trill bitch (IRONY PPL, IRONY)

Before I go, I would like to tell you about a film I saw last weekend with the parentals. It was pretty hilarious and I loved the dark comedy and eery aspects. Top notch.

Honestly, I don't know if I would watch it again, unless with friends or something (YES I DO HAVE FRIENDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH wait does Milo count???) but I recommend y'all give it a watch. Unless you don't like comedies about caravans and murder. Then maybe not.

Now, I bid thee farewell, and Merry Christmas! Even them ones that don't celebrate Crimbo. 

GOOD TIDINGS FOR ALL.

e x

Seven Psychopaths

e x

Promo Time - Holy Fish Designs

My best boi, baby G, is being a fab little brother, and asked for the help of his number 1 gal and blogger extraordinaire (me lol), so here is my little promotional post for his sister's art/photography blog Holy Fish Designs. It would be so awesome if y'all could follow the blog, or the twitter page https://twitter.com/HolyFishDesigns and help out an artist in the making. Theeeeeenks guyz :-))

e x

"You're so cool!" ♥

This week my life changed. And of course, it is due to another one of my 'latest obsessions'. True Romance. My father has been going on for months about how I needed to watch it, saying it is one of the greatest films of all time. Of course, being a teenager I usually choose to ignore what the 'rents say, so I would just give a nod and a mumble. Oh how foolish I was. So naïve. Finally, I got the chance to watch it and instantly, I fell in love. And no, not only because Christian Slater is a mega hot spice, despite the irritating accent he has goin' on, and again, not only because I want to be Alabama Whitman (embarrassing fact - I only recognised Patricia Arquette due to her role in the Disney film 'Holes'. STOP JUDGING ME), and finally, not only because Gary Oldman is a GOD of the acting world, and I kind of fancy him as Drexel, the wannabe black pimp. Maybe I can relate to him. Who knows. (P.S I am now seriously considering adopting a child and naming it after him) More importantly, it is genuinely one of the best films I will see in my life and I am in love. If you haven't already seen it, then please, I urge you to watch it. Such a quotable film, filled with some of the best actors in the industry and so stylish. If that hasn't convinced you, then let me just add that Brad Pitt is in it and he plays a stoner and it is actually genius. Okay NOW you're morally obligated to watch it.

"Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?"

Drexel is my spirit animal tbh.

"Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!"

"...and all I could think was-you're so cool!"

And in the fine words of Big Don, played by the legend Samuel L. Jackson - 

"I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thang."

P.S 23 days 'til Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

e x

cute n fluffy

GUYZ. One of my bestest buds, Lulu (blogs here and here) and I created the most magnificent, splendiferous, epic tumblrs you will ever see in your entire lives, and I needed to share it on the blog. If you don't appreciate this then I think you should get yourself checked out. I'M DONE.

http://cutenfluffy.tumblr.com/

e x

Stars in their eyes

That is a very feeble title, but it's all I got. Here's what my hurr is looking like at the moment, thanks to the gnarly team at Bleach London. It's pretty trashy and looks like I dyed it myself, but apparently I like to look like a 90's train wreck, and the star was considered a day before and I think the more spur of the moment decisions always work out in my favour when it comes to dying my undercut. I think.

e x